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wedding

Just a reminder that our wedding's coming up and you may be too fat for your suit or tux pants

movies

Iron Man showed me all it takes to be a superhero is brains, billions of dollars, and galling misogyny

birthday

This is the perfect day to thank me for remembering your birthday

movies

Let's see the new Narnia movie unless you've already reached your weekly quota of thinly veiled Christian propaganda

movies

I credit Judd Apatow for making all the hairy, flabby guys on JDate now seem kind of hot

courtesy hello

Just an FYI that my Facebook friend tally has recently skyrocketed

graduation

Allow me to take some pressure off your job search by informing you that no one's hiring

workplace

Sorry my job performance is sluggish today because I was up late watching a movie I've seen 14 times

flirting

If you were a pop-up ad, I wouldn't mind if the advertisers purposefully made you difficult to close

workplace

My sadness at your leaving the company is tempered by my excitement at taking your chair and computer speakers

congratulations

Congratulations on being justified in your paranoia about being laid off

flirting

When you're with me, your beverages are roofie-free
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