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Here's to Mitt Romney finding a running mate who accurately reflects the diversity of the people voting for him.
I'm anti-Kony almost as much as I'm anti-your-anti-Kony Facebook posts.
Sorry you're more upset by the bigotry of a 1950s fictional character than you are by the bigotry of our 2016 presidential candidates.
I can't imagine Willow Palin getting impregnated by A-Rod before turning 18 in the next election year
I’d celebrate National Sunglasses Day if I could remember where I left mine.
Happy National Video Games Day from my parents basement.
Today my heart is bleeding purple.
Shame on Donald Trump for not using American prostitutes for his golden showers.
We can finally stop pretending we're Canadian
Let's continue our tradition of not voting for presidential candidates who cheated on their cancer-stricken wives
Happy National Trail Mix Day to someone who enjoys eating trail mix way more than hiking.
Here's to the NFL treating an openly gay man with the same level of respect and understanding as a quarterback who used to electrocute dogs for fun.
Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day to everyone but raisins.
Obama's call for more personal responsibility has me rethinking my vote for Obama
The biggest tragedy of a potential apocalypse is that my DVR is pretty full right now.
The Mayan Apocalypse is a welcome distraction from the actual impending apocalypse caused by climate change.
Investigating the IRS is the best use of my tax dollars.
FYI, there's a romaine lettuce recall going on so make sure to keep eating the unhealthy crap you always do
Here's to Ebola for giving us another reason to avoid Texas.
I'm more interested in seeing how Breaking Bad turns out than I am in how my own life turns out.
It's nice to see Justin Bieber becoming the train wreck celebrity we all hoped he would be.
The only thing worse than people who like camping are people who like camping outside an Apple store.
Let's thank Kony 2012 for making it possible to hate someone more than we hate Rush Limbaugh
Dick Cheney's memoir is a great reminder of when we believed Republicans couldn't get more terrifying than Dick Cheney.
Sorry to Rick Perry supporters that the number of gay Americans is higher than the number of Rick Perry supporters
Here's to Americans for standing up to terrorists by giving more money to a Hollywood studio.
Let's celebrate a new era of racial harmony by considering drinking somewhere other than a non-threatening, mostly Caucasian bar
Live every day as if it's the last day of your Internet connection.
I'm glad the U.N. determined climate change is man-made just in time for all of us to die from climate change.
The only reason I joined the military was so people would stop asking me if I'm gay.
Justin Bieber is still nowhere near being the biggest douchebag ever to drive a Lamborghini.
Here's to the IRS being as scrutinized, inconvenienced, and publicly shamed as an audited U.S. citizen.
I’m happy to see you're able to devote the same level of anger about the conflict in Gaza that you usually reserve for Yelp reviews.
I hope seeing photos of Pluto inspires you to text me some close-ups of your heavenly body.
Happy National Cheese Pizza Day to someone who doesn't need anything extra to be perfect.
Goodbye to Prince from the millions of people conceived while his music was playing.