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Congratulations on not having cancer
Congratulations on being totally independent except financially.
Congratulations on thinking you won the argument.
Congratulations on actually being able to remember the bad decisions you made this weekend.
Congratulations on temporarily finding the love of your life
Congratulations on finding your true calling
Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better
Congratulations on quitting your role as the source of cigarettes for people who only smoke when they drink.
Congratulations on meeting your soulmate while using an app on the toilet.
I'm impressed at the way you've raised your kids to occasionally look up from their phones.
Congratulations on sleeping with the same person for the rest of eternity
Congratulations on finding a job that you feel passionate about leaving.
Congratulations on finally uploading an accurate profile picture.
Congratulations on having job security during tough economic times by working in an industry that exploits people during tough economic times
Congratulations on being the only person I find more interesting than my phone.
Congratulations on deciding what to wear
Congratulations on providing the worst customer service experience of my life
Congratulations on finally being able to afford your own place because your parents gave you the money.
Congratulations on not having bedbugs despite the high turnover rate of people entering your bed
Congratulations on losing the weight we were all pretending you didn't need to lose
Congratulations on not making enough money to be considered for layoffs
Congratulations on being the last person in the galaxy without a cell phone
Let's celebrate that you're
out of the doghouse in
hopes that the
celebration doesn't 
get you back into the 
doghouse.
Congratulations on surviving a road trip with your family during an election year.
Glad you found a new place to never do the goddamn dishes.
Congratulations on moving out of your parents’ basement at the same age they conceived you.
Congratulations on getting through another week of doing the bare minimum.
Congratulations on passing the bar exam in under five tries
Congratulations on driving sober
Congratulations on not getting disbarred
Congratulations on being the
least over-qualified candidate
for your new job.
Congratulations on winning your campaign to be maid of honor.
Congratulations to Merrick Garland for being the only person to annoy the GOP more than their own voters.
Congratulations on quitting smoking and not yet becoming morbidly obese.
Congrats to teachers on reaching the point in the school year where your effort level matches the students'.
Congratulations on moving into something other than a treatment facility.