16 of the funniest reactions to Martha Stewart's delightful thirst traps.

Oct 17, 2022 | 11:14 A.M. ET

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81-year-old domestic goddess Martha Stewart is no stranger to thirst traps...

In 2020, Stewart shocked fans when she posted this gloriously sensual pool selfie to her Instagram grid with a rather cryptic caption about the details of her home's swimming pool contruction.

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Who doesn't want to learn some facts about chlorine-free pool maintenance while scrolling through their favorite home improvement icon's bikini photos during a global pandemic?

Now, Stewart is at it again with this apron-adorned, topless masterpiece of an advertisement for Green Mountain pumpkin spiced coffee...

When you brew full-flavored Pumpkin Spice coffee at home with Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, there’s no need for a coffee run—so savings come naturally. Join me and let’s go #FallNaturale with @greenmtncoffee #FallNaturale #PackedWithGoodness #Partner pic.twitter.com/0pvhCWMqq6
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) September 8, 2022

She's 'Fall Naturale'...

Our brewtiful, #FallNaturale queen☕
— GreenMountainCoffee (@GreenMtnCoffee) September 8, 2022

Or this Halloween costume highlight reel...

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Needless to say, people can't get enough.

The voice, the look, the commitment to coffee with an autumnal flair? Can she single handedly cure our seasonal depression one weird ad at a time?

1. First there was this amazing interaction:

Tacky
— Deborah (@MissScarlett_52) September 8, 2022

https://twitter.com/creepeffect/status/1567914562992881665?s=20&t=46Nc3ym6yEQhaW0zM-BwHA

And here are some of the most PG-13 rated responses we could find...

2.

https://twitter.com/Numbah1stunnahh/status/1581096755461922818?s=20&t=RFcCo3qP3fRJaj_kD6YZfQ

3.

Is Martha Stewart accepting sugar baby applications… cause 🙋🏾‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/thpKKjhl6z
— AJ La Joya (a d l i b) 🩸 (@AJLaJoya) September 8, 2022

4.

Can't wait for the Christmas version.
— Scott Goode (@scottgoode) September 8, 2022

5.

Looks like Martha Stewart has an OnlyFans now 👀🤣 pic.twitter.com/PtYrMpetXB
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) October 15, 2022

6.

https://twitter.com/dedhed1950/status/1571534395391066112?s=20&t=46Nc3ym6yEQhaW0zM-BwHA

7.

Slay queen 👸
— eBohmer (@eBohmson) September 8, 2022

8.

Oh. My. God.

Can I be YOU when I grow up, Martha?

I can't stand Pumpkin Spice, but you can bet your beautiful bare ta-tas I'm gonna check out Green Mountain for a good French Roast after this!
— Random Thoughts From A GenX Gal (@empath_angry) September 9, 2022

9.

You're still a babe, Martha
— Mark Vocci (@MarkVocci) September 9, 2022

10.

She reads that script so sexy-like 🤪
— Deanna Chappell PhD (@DeannaCB) September 25, 2022

11.

MARTHA?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!???????
— Noemie (caught in a frozen hellscape) (@Emiras) September 9, 2022

12.

Please tell me where I can buy your swimsuit calendar for my office.
— J (@Jerfy13) September 8, 2022

13.

Whoa! Echoes of Ana Gasteyer on SNL. pic.twitter.com/oqEaoFgIWS
— Kushibo MPH, Monster Island (actually a peninsula) (@kushibo) October 15, 2022

14.

pic.twitter.com/QHeoXEWDOt
— Arnold Rocha (@BadBitchArnie) October 15, 2022

15.

She's gotten sexier & sexier as she ages. It's incredible. She's 80??
— THEE mj (TV) (@scib0rg) October 16, 2022

16.

Young or old?

Yeshttps://t.co/rZMVO8p8XT
— sharktoshi meow/acc (@sharktoshi_) October 15, 2022

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