19 people with incurable cases of main character syndrome.

1. This person to take on big ice cream in the name of God:

2. This ableist garbage person:

3. This person who chose the wrong restaurant:

4. This mom with very a specific platform:

5. This person who probably does their own research:

6. This fan who never learned their manners:

7. This parent who couldn't possibly be the problem:

8. This sub-loving grandparent:

9. This ex who's a little too casual about his privilege

10. This friend to children:

11. This little boy who cried 'b*tch'

12. This beacon of compassion:

13. This family who doesn't know about other dogs:

14. This thirsty hero:

15. This racist who can't go to Target alone:

16. This resourceful shopper:

17. This stud who's just looking for his manic pixie dream goth:

18. This mom demanding Disney World reform:

19. This influencer who couldn't influence her way to free food: