17 of the funniest tweets from people who don't want to make New Year's resolutions.

Dec 28, 2022 | 2:12 P.M. ET

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Hm, looks like I didn't 'become famous' 'start a billionaire dollar business' or 'solve climate change' this year, but at least the oven got cleaned at least once? So, if you're avoiding the stress of setting long-term goals, finally getting around to that gym membership, or holding yourself accountable for all those books sitting on your shelf that you've never finished, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are surrendering to the procrastination this year.

1.

new year’s resolutions? in this economy??
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 28, 2022

2.

My only New Year’s resolution is to always have a bottle of champagne in my fridge ready at any moment for celebration! 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
— Nathan Bryon (@NathanBryon) December 20, 2022

3.

i will not be setting a resolution this year. i will remain terrible. maybe ill be worse even.
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) December 27, 2022

4.

I’ve just decided that my “New Years Resolution” is to avoid airports and train stations at all costs in 2023.
— Sid Seixeiro (@Sid_Seixeiro) December 28, 2022

5.

my new years resolution is to be more of a hater and wear tinier tops
— 🕊 (@ULTRAGLOSS) December 28, 2022

6.

New year, new me. I'm gonna be worse
— toxic king (@777jorgeivan) December 26, 2022

7.

After this week 🤦🏻‍♂️, my new year’s goal will be to treat more people to kindness.
If that doesn’t work, baklava and coffee it is.
— Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS (@panagis21) December 28, 2022

8.

My new year's resolution is to become a villain
— Ded Moroz (@InternetHippo) December 24, 2022

9.

for my new year’s resolution i have decided to become worse
— nexy φ → silicon dynasty (@NexusMTG) December 27, 2022

10.

My New Year's resolution is to make more money so next year I can say,"Christmas is not about all the stuff" while wearing an expensive sweater.
— Brock (@Brock_Teee) December 26, 2022

11.

New Year’s resolutions are actually really isolating for those of us who are already perfect :/
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) December 24, 2022

12.

My New Year’s resolution is to shut the fuck up
— rone’s gamblin corner (@rone) December 28, 2022

13.

My New Year’s resolution is to successfully turn off a ceiling fan one (1) time
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) December 28, 2022

14.

My New Year’s resolutions are to delete candy crush off my phone, walk more miles, and cyber bully my haters to their deaths
— official HOLIDAY game glenna (@glenna_opt) December 28, 2022

15.

My new year's language learning goals is to not have any goals
— Kévin Abroad | Youtube (@KevinAbroad1) December 28, 2022

16.

i don't make resolutions. i'm not the problem, Brenda
— fightgeek (@fightgeek) December 28, 2022

17.

Tired: New Year’s Resolutions
Wired: New Year’s Retributions

Tell me who or what you are going to get revenge on this year.
— She-Rage, Princess of Pain (@ClaireMax) December 27, 2022

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