If it's 10 PM and someone is asking you to leave the couch? It's not going to happen anymore. My back hurts and I'm hungover after one sip of cheap red wine, ok? Let us live.
So, if you could use a laugh about the Retinol-filled, sleepy but hilarious torture that is getting older, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are ready to vent.
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i’m at the age where i just need to know if we doin this or not. cuz i got shit to do
a weird thing about your 30's is that a lot of people either have babies or stay babies and the road narrows if you're looking for a hang where nobody is throwing up
There's a switch that goes off around late-20s/early-30s, where you suddenly stop caring about what people think. You don't feel the same need to justify yourself or explain your choices. I had my first real 'couldn't care less' experience this week and, friends, it was glorious.