17 of the funniest tweets from people who are in desperate need of the weekend.

Oct 7, 2022 | 10:06 A.M. ET

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Between the pressures of the work week and trying to avoid turning into an exhausted zombie of automated, never-ending tasks--the constant grind of life can be a bummer that deserves some comic relief from the wits of the internet...

So, if you could certainly use a laugh to help you recover from the chaos of the week, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are struggling in the most hilariously relatable ways. Enjoy!

1.

I dislike being told "it's up to you" because I'm an indecisive person. You just choose please,it'll save us both.
— max〽️ (@Maxthepapi) October 6, 2022

2.

a tic tac for breakfast, a tic tac for lunch, and 3,000 calories for dinner minutes before bed
— zach zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) October 6, 2022

3.

“it’s been a long week” me on a wednesday
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) October 5, 2022

4.

“pls turn to page 67”
page 67: pic.twitter.com/rnQFtkM1r0
— Jet🦉 (@Drizzyrich14) October 5, 2022

5.

we have enough content creators we need some content destroyers
— lili michelle لیلی (@lilsmichelle) October 6, 2022

6.

My love language: physical touch

My body language: don't fucking touch me
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) October 7, 2022

7.

A 20 year age gap should now be called a DiCaprio. 2 weeks = fortnight, 2 decades = a DiCaprio.
— Dan Mahboubian Rosen (@thedanrosen) October 7, 2022

8.

I'm not Rihanna i don't love the way you lie.
— Abduls™ (@Abduls_2) October 5, 2022

9.

“i like your personality”
thanks i got 9 more
— Toxichoodboys (@toxichoodboys) October 5, 2022

10.

“i miss u” just say u failed to replace me
— daisy (@toohighforthiis) October 6, 2022

11.

I hope ALL my friends are prepared to sit in a circle and tell me their favorite thing about me on my birthday
— DIGITAL DASH (@_Gdash) October 5, 2022

12.

i hate when babies start acting brand new like mf it’s me, i just saw you last week & we were best friends don’t do this to me
— Steve (@thahumorguy) October 5, 2022

13.

sent the risky text then threw my phone out the window
— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) October 6, 2022

14.

i knew i was a problem when a motivational speakers started to annoy me
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) October 5, 2022

15.

My dad wants me to marry an Italian woman but he won’t say it explicitly. I’ll be like “dad I met a girl” and he’ll be like “Is she…loud?”
— Nick Pupo (@nickpupo) October 6, 2022

16.

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me
— Cassie 🕸️ (@cassiee1919) October 5, 2022

17.

Me: What you gotta buy from Target?

Her: Target will tell me when I get there
— Fredo (@FredoInDaCut995) October 5, 2022

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