19 funny and relatable tweets from people who dared to be honest about life.

was just driving behind a car with two home-printed signs that said “NEW DRIVER! BE PATIENT!! I AM MORE SCARED THAN YOU!!” but no in fact now that I have seen the sign I think am

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) May 20, 2023

Oh my god it happened there was a medical emergency on my flight

I've had my MD for 4 days

Thank god half the passengers from Israel to New York are also doctors and another more seasoned one stood up because when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

— Rachel Alter MD MPH (@RachelAlter007) May 20, 2023

*testing out the display showers at Home Depot by crying in them*

— Taco (Biggie’s Version) (@bgschnikelfritz) May 20, 2023

i really dont think anyone who wasn't in college before, say, 2013 can appreciate just how much of our social life was "take a billion photos at one social event and then upload them all to Facebook and caption every single one"

— molly taft (@mollytaft) May 22, 2023

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 22, 2023

Giving the teenager who works at my local AMC a 10 minute standing ovation for giving me more than the standard amount of curly fries

— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) May 22, 2023

“we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it” ok but i’m gonna worry about the bridge now

— trash jones (@jzux) May 30, 2023

Meal prepping is crucial for having quick and easy access to something i would rather die than eat

— anne (@codinghater) May 23, 2023

I ran into my old therapist at the store and to my surprise she spoke to me in public. She asked me how I was doing, I responded “I’m struggling to be honest.” She replied “well take care” and walked off Lmaoo

— AntionetteTheGirlNextDoor (@AskDrAnti0nette) May 22, 2023

Forget a hot girl summer I want a Winnie the Pooh summer with no pants a cute little shirt and a chubby belly

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 22, 2023

nothing more freeing than when your friend gives you permission to be a full hater of her ex like oh yes here comes 3 years of pent up disgust baby plus L plus ratio plus his haircut should be illegal

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 25, 2023

When a woman has her husband’s last name, my first assumption is that they got married in their 20s. I feel like by your 30s, you’ve absolutely maxed out on paperwork.

— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) May 23, 2023

i don’t mind accidentally being in the background of tiktoks because if i’m ever falsely accused of a crime all i have to do for an alibi is find the 19-year-old who was filming their trip to the starbucks on beverly and la brea to try the ice spice latte on 5/19/23 at 2:37pm

— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) May 20, 2023

There should be a Nobel prize for not drunk texting someone even when you really want to

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) May 20, 2023

I think the elephant really ties the room together

— reb (@rebmasel) May 20, 2023

"Selling Sunset" has taught me that real estate is just like the service industry in that you have to be an attractive woman in a tiny outfit to be a middle man in sales for an owner who at one point dated the whole staff

— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) May 30, 2023

heard a girl say “she’s my favorite but her best friend died” at the American Girl store

— Carrie Wittmer 👻 (@carriesnotscary) May 28, 2023

applying for an apartment now in NYC you need a “letter of rec” from a landlord…they really want you to have a letter from a bad guy telling them that you’re a “good girl”

— Maria DeCotis (@MariaDeCotis) May 23, 2023

i told the bus driver he was hot when i got off the bus because life's short but now he's my driver on the way back too so turns out life is long

— You Will Find Your People is out now📚 (@hellolanemoore) May 20, 2023