18 of the funniest tweets from people were were brave enough to complain about life.

Apr 5, 2023 | 1:14 P.M. ET

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Life is a chaotic journey of beauty, taxes, grinding through the 40+ hour work week, wondering what the point of it all is, and trying to 'enjoy the moment'...

While it can be tempting to ditch it all, throw all of your devices in the ocean and start over off-the-grid, at least we can the wonderful wits of Twitter to keep us laughing. So, if you could certainly use a cathartic moment of truth to help you get through your sleepy daily grind, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are hilariously honest.

1.

The most important step in making dinner for your boyfriend is staring at him while he eats the first bite then whimpering “you hate it & me”
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 29, 2023

2.

not sure what's longer:

a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 27, 2023

3.

a thing that’s important in friendship is seeing something weird, taking a picture of it, then sending it to them and saying “that’s you”
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) March 28, 2023

4.

I don’t think I could be president actually. because I would have to take my motion sickness pill every time they drive me somewhere or I go on air force one. Also I don’t like politics
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) March 28, 2023

5.

it is beyond fucked up that restaurateur doesn't have an n in it
— no great matter (@BringDaNoyz) March 2, 2023

6.

Watching “Women Talking” to see if it passes the Bechdel test.
— Lauren Scharf (@LLcoolscharf) March 1, 2023

7.

i love when bands are like “we haven’t played our most popular three songs but we’re leaving the stage now…..don’t ask us to come back out….we won’t do it…..don’t even think about chanting…..”
— chase (@_chase_____) March 16, 2023

8.

my favorite part about life is that anytime you’re somewhere you don’t wanna be you can just walk out. like a sim
— becca moore (@becccamoore) April 2, 2023

9.

just realized i was involuntarily doing the macarena while reading through emails because some car outside has it blasting (?!) and that's apparently how easy i would be to brainwash
— Meg Reid (@meg_it_happen) March 9, 2023

10.

My brain at work:
eat shit and die. choke and gag on your own intestines, you hideous fuckbag

My email at work:
I understand! Please let me know.
— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) February 28, 2023

11.

We reminded our kindergartner he’ll be at a different school next year, and he said “How will I get there? On the bus?” We said we weren’t sure yet. He nodded knowingly. “Probably by dump truck.”
— K.E. Flann (@kathyflann) March 11, 2023

12.

ask a guy how his day was and he'll give you a one word response but ask him what's the strongest animal you think he could take in a fight and you'll learn more about him and how he views the world than you ever could otherwise
— jasminericegirl 🍚 (@jasminericegirl) March 10, 2023

13.

crazy how most companies would work 10x better if they fired upper management
— trash jones (@jzux) April 5, 2023

14.

I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album. I asked where they might be. Worker did not know what a photo album was. I said it was a place to keep pictures. He sent me to the tech aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store more pictures on my phone. I am 1 billion years old
— Monica Hesse (@MonicaHesse) March 29, 2023

15.

I don’t have a boyfriend so i have to answer every spam call for the chance to give someone an update on the hailey bieber selena gomez thing. its annoying but I know women who came before me faced greater challenges
— helena (@freshhel) March 25, 2023

16.

i’m never more cognizant of which innocuous social norms i take for granted until i’m in an airport
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) March 27, 2023

17.

love bombing wouldn’t work on me. i would just be like thank u this is exactly the appropriate amount of love. Ramp it up actually
— Grace (@gracecamille_) March 29, 2023

18.

it’s so humiliating to make a reservation and show up to a restaurant thats nearly empty. I’m surprised the hostess doesn’t point and laugh when I walk thru the door
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) March 28, 2023

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