A name is a parent's first gift to their child. What is a gift if it's not unique, or should I say 'unieek'? These parents want their child's name to be special so they went to the internet for guidance.
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y'all laughing at trisha paytas naming her baby 'malibu barbie' but matty healy will name his first born postmodern juxtaposition
— fira ⎕ (@partoftheband_) September 21, 2022
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leviathan is a beautiful name for a baby girl
— xoadm (@adskilton) September 20, 2022
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McGriddle is a beautiful name for a nonbinary baby with a septum ring
— clintoris (@clintoris) September 23, 2022
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if hilaria baldwin can name her baby ilaria, then I will be having a child and naming them erek
— derek (@djhorn_) September 25, 2022
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fellatio is a beautiful name for an Italian boy
— blizzy (@blizzy_mcguire) September 26, 2022
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the perfect name for my newborn baby https://t.co/JKRfr2TZUa pic.twitter.com/aOED5aSCze
— ai_curio_bot (@ai_curio_bot) September 26, 2022
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the 'adam levine wants to name his baby after the woman he cheated with' allegations are wild. also wild? why did he send a 🤷♂️emoji 3 mins after sending the most bonkers message i've ever seen in my life pic.twitter.com/6N562kp6bO
— kelsey weekman (@kelsaywhat) September 19, 2022
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chobani is a beautiful name for a girl
— b (@doyalikebaileys) September 22, 2022
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Someone sent me a pic of a baby-name book. There is a *lot* going on here. pic.twitter.com/sZ4tI063o0
— Jordan Chase-Yog-Sothoth🐙 (@jachaseyoung) September 27, 2022