16 of the funniest tweets from people who aren't ready for Thanksgiving this year.

Nov 10, 2022 | 4:01 P.M. ET

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It's that time of year again...time to prepare to resist starting a fight about politics with your family during the holidays!

If you aren't quite ready to spend the entire day cooking food that 15 people eat in approximately ten minutes flat, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are happily, hilariously, or genuinely dreading the most wonderful time of the year. Remember when we all were forced to skip the holidays and hang out on Zoom?

1.

with my luck I’ll marry into a family that does a 5k run on thanksgiving
— 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 (@KaitlynBoorn) November 9, 2022

2.

Only 15 more days until we all get together like a family and shame your Thanksgiving plates.
— ⚾️ 🔥 🏆🏆 2X World Series Champ Cocky ⚾️🔥🏆🏆 (@astros_dude) November 10, 2022

3.

My family just told me that I'm welcome to come over for Thanksgiving dinner but it's going to cost me $8.
— Dave Matt (@davematt88) November 5, 2022

4.

I won’t have any extended family around on Thanksgiving so I’m going to have to argue with people on the internet.
— Resting Mitch Face (@Keurfuffle) November 24, 2021

5.

Me getting dressed up for Thanksgiving just to stand in the kitchen😩 pic.twitter.com/ugVAJ4r0Df
— faith (@faiththegemini) November 7, 2022

6.

Don’t volunteer to bring food to thanksgiving if no one specifically asks you to make something.

You can’t cook.

Just bring plates, drinks, etc.

Don’t make it weird.
— D Rose (@DamnDRoseTweets) November 9, 2022

7.

I’m taking American thanksgiving off this year and I cannot fucking wait (to put on movies and sleep)
— Legendary demi-hottie Li’l 🌳 (@karengeier) November 10, 2022

8.

Currently seeking a stunt double who answers to mom, can cook Thanksgiving dinner and live with my mother-in-law for the next 3 days
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) November 24, 2021

9.

Thanksgiving is two weeks from today. I am not prepared for either the amount of cooking or the amount of in laws.
— Shit I tell my toddler (@Toddler_talkin) November 10, 2022

10.

Stressed about Thanksgiving? Try this famous recipe: it’s called “Ordering in pizza and drinking wine with that instead.”
— Woodbridge Wines (@Woodbridge_Wine) November 7, 2022

11.

On Thanksgiving we don’t eat breakfast we starve Until The Food Is ready😂
— ԹɾҽԵԵվ ցíɾӀ ᥫ᭡. (@keke_raww) November 8, 2022

12.

cranberry sauce nasty af let’s take that off the thanksgiving menu pls
— MK (@adoreanise) November 8, 2022

13.

thanksgiving is 2 and 1/2 weeks away still and i’m already committed to a fist fight with a family member
— nicole v (@wilc_gang) November 8, 2022

14.

The way this weather been looking, thanksgiving might be a cookout 😭
— Raven Lovette (@heyhoneyrae) November 6, 2022

15.

might start some shit and fight my cousin on thanksgiving idk
— Ty (@cuteasstyy) November 7, 2022

16.

Gonna be a lot of fights on Thanksgiving between people who wanna watch the football game and people who wanna watch the vote count in Pennsylvania.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) November 7, 2022

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