21 funny tweets about weddings from people who think everyone should elope.

May 18, 2023 | 11:03 A.M. ET

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It's that time of year again, everyone. Wedding season is upon us (although it might seem like every season is wedding season these days)...

With wedding costs becoming so expensive that couples are choosing to get married on a Tuesday in the middle of February, getting invited to a wedding can sometimes be a bittersweet moment. Is your old coworker worth taking the time off work, paying for airfare, and purchasing a set of knives? So, if you could certainly use a daily dose of wedding season stress, here are the funniest tweets we could find from guests, brides, grooms, wedding party members and more.

1.

Great idea, let's write our own wedding vows. I can't think of a better way to kick off my eternity with you than a homework assignment.
— Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot) December 18, 2017

2.

Sometimes I’ll sign a wedding guestbook with something inspirational:

“1 out of 5 stars: would not recommend”
— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) October 21, 2018

3.

I Venmo requested my brother for the cost of my bridesmaid dress for his wedding and he declined. Assuming they broke up
— Dina Hashem (@dinahashem_) May 28, 2021

4.

The cost of hemming my bridesmaid dress cost more than the dress itself wow
— Alli of Clan Kryze 🐝 (@AlliGraz) June 9, 2021

5.

Nuts that Americans make their bridesmaids pay for their own dresses!!! “Please be in my wedding but it’ll cost ya!” 🤣
— Michelle (@shoegalshell) January 19, 2023

6.

[Wedding meal]
*taps wine glass until everyone stops talking and I stand up to speak* I need more wine
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) December 2, 2018

7.

People’s put the weirdest shit on their wedding registries.

What the fuck are you going to do with a crystal duck Katie?
— Kristen (@Kica333) March 22, 2018

8.

when i get married im gonna send invitations to my enemies that have minus ones on them so they'll know about the wedding but won't be allowed to go
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 28, 2018

9.

The older I get the more I want to know exactly how Katherine Heigl's character could afford to be a bridesmaid in 27 weddings.
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) April 23, 2019

10.

it's cool that if planning a wedding doesn't kill u then u get to be married
— Taylor Hatmaker (@tayhatmaker) August 29, 2019

11.

Wedding planning is stressful and expensive. There should be a tax write-off for this😂
— Emily Ann Whitlock (@EmAWhitlock) February 17, 2021

12.

If you are engaged, here’s my advice: GO TO THE COURTHOUSE. Wedding planning is so expensive and stressful yall.
— hennessy ✨ (@hannypandy) July 13, 2022

13.

The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) September 30, 2014

14.

Two days into wedding planning and I’m thinking about not having a wedding at all. It’s so expensive I just don’t think I can rationalize paying $150/ a person for a reception and that’s just food. I’m not going into debt for one day. Honestly, I just want the honeymoon trip.
— Jasmine Crowe-Houston (@jasminecrowe) March 11, 2021

15.

Wedding planning tip:

Just don’t.
— S H E L B Y (@shelbyyoungg__) May 12, 2023

16.

I didn't know when your wedding was because you spelled out the date and time like a goddamn medieval sorcerer.
— Cleve (@turbomanatee) June 6, 2014

17.

How are you suppose to RSVP to a wedding invite when they leave out crucial details like the WiFi situation?
— Mikey (@KrunkedRobot) April 10, 2013

18.

Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) September 15, 2014

19.

Welcome to my rustic wedding, eat these twigs bitch
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 4, 2016

20.

sorry but I can not attend your wedding as your lack of nacho cheese fountain does not fit my personal brand
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) November 13, 2012

21.

On my wedding day I’ll prob look so pretty that I get cocky and suggest we see other people
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) August 4, 2019

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