Lifestyle

<p>The English language is a complicated animal, in which words sound different from the way they are spelled and are spelled different from the way they are spelled. Even more dramatically, words can turn from innocent to NSFW very easily (see: sodium and sodomy).</p><h2>1. Poo-pourri</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/t5i22f/always_bring_poop_purée_on_vacation/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" height="458" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/1-FRIQak.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/t5i22f/always_bring_poop_purée_on_vacation/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. Maternity</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="728" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/2-6w4mo0.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Salmonella</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/t2wst5/sally_manilla/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Sally manilla</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4. Crinkle</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="312" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/4-DQ52p4.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. Standards</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/t0va6s/standers/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Standers</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. Curb</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="205" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/6-6x6Py2.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. Interviews</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sxpwlq/job_applications_after_enter_view_that_doesnt/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Job applications after Enter View. That doesn't function right neither.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. Stunned</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sw4kmb/stunt_by_this_comment/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" height="142" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/8-gEYjKM.jpeg" width="370" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sw4kmb/stunt_by_this_comment/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. Mention</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="373" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/9-FYKVmT.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. Nook</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sv367l/breakfast_nuke_for_an_explosive_dining_experience/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Breakfast Nuke for an explosive dining experience!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. Backwards</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/suhgv0/tension_spam/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" height="330" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/11-hUFfuH.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/suhgv0/tension_spam/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. Retinal</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/su1uyx/free_rectal_photography/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Free rectal photography!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. Dull</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/su8vc2/never_a_dual_moment/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Never a dual moment.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14. Navy</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/ssguv5/navel_blue/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Navel blue</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. Abyss</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/srjfwi/obis/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" height="577" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/15-PgU4Rb.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/srjfwi/obis/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16. Garlic</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sp0vih/gargling_bread/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">gargling bread</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. Acommadating</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/smrdlj/so_a_coma_dating/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">So a coma dating!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18. Quesadilla</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sjzgmp/kiss_idea/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" height="730" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/18-WpIP1J.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sjzgmp/kiss_idea/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19. Gender</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sjim0g/genital_reveal_party/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Genital Reveal Party</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20. Stroganoff</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sjkdbk/beef_strong_enough/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">beef strong enough</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>21. Sodium</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sj1lxm/low_sodomy_diet/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" height="138" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/21-6yYeg3.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sj1lxm/low_sodomy_diet/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>22. Sequins</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sjzb3u/silver_sequence_short_dress/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Silver sequence short dress</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>23. Wind down</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sja1hp/i_wouldnt_mind_a_little_wine_myself/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" height="666" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/23-xppy9a.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sja1hp/i_wouldnt_mind_a_little_wine_myself/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>24. Bean bag</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sgp39a/any_of_yall_need_a_bing_bag/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Any of y'all need a bing bag?</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>25. Guinea pig</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/sg5isa/gin_knee_pig/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">gin knee pig</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/">BoneAppleTea</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

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The English language is a complicated animal, in which words sound different from the way they are spelled and are spelled different from the way they are spelled. Even more dramatically, words can turn from innocent to NSFW very easily...