Many people dream about what they would do if they won the lottery. Buy a new car, pay off their debt, or quit your job. Even a million dollars would change a person's life (despite some people saying $1 million isn't even that much anymore), and it's fun to daydream about what you would do.
1. Clingy__Ghost says:
Sleep
2. lokken1234 says:
Do a mass family group text asking them for money; this will buy me valuable time before anyone catches the wind and comes running for money.
3. fermat9997 says:
Check my balance about a hundred times.
4. FurbiesAreMyGods says:
Pay off all my debt, go to a nice restaurant, and have a nice meal.
5. dabbiedabbiedoo says:
Find an accountant I trust and a lawyer.
6. hydro_ostrich101 says:
Overpay my credit card so that those b*tches can finally owe me money.
7. helm_hammer_hand says:
Get another bank account because it’s only FDIC insured up to $250,000.
8. gberulz1968 says:
Disappear.
9. LittleBitOdd says:
Wait for it to clear.
10. uniball_514 says:
Book a hip replacement surgery for my mom, so she can enjoy walking/traveling again.
11. mr-photo says:
quit my job
12. phazonprincess says:
Tell no one and act normal, but certainly eat a lot better. Pay off my debts quietly and make timely acts of kindness to my friends and family.
13. Totallycasual says:
Retain the services of a top lawyer, accountant and financial advisor.
14. Bubbles011001010010 says:
Buy a Costco hotdog.
15. scrotoTBagins says:
Charter a helicopter into work with boxes of brand-new work boots for everyone, then sh*t on the floor and fly away.