15 of the most ridiculously stupid questions asked in mom groups on Facebook.

Nov 8, 2022 | 8:54 A.M. ET

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Teachers like to stay that 'there is no such thing as a stupid question,' which means they clearly haven't spent time in mom groups on Facebook. These inquiries are genuinely concerning coming from people responsible for a human life in addition to their own, and will make you want a drink (but please do not drink if you're pregnant!!!!!).

1. 'How can I conceive a boy?'

2. 'Can I choose my own due date?'

3. 'Have you ever left your kids to cry in coach?'

Mother of the year. Comments were 90% not on her side. from ShitMomGroupsSay

4. 'My kid can't poop. Should I call the doctor or fire the kid?'

4 yr old hasn’t pooped in a week … so took away her toys as a consequence; should she call the doc? (Thankfully most comments are saying call the doc and don’t punish the kid) from ShitMomGroupsSay

5. 'Is it irrational to be upset that my fiancé's family members are pregnant?'

No one else can ever have twins, because she *might* one day from ShitMomGroupsSay

6. 'Can my baby's existence stay off the grid?'

Is this a thing now? from ShitMomGroupsSay

7. 'Is there a science curriculum that doesn't teach science?'

oh. my. from ShitMomGroupsSay

8. 'How do I get my toddler to drink breaskmilk?'

9. 'Can I have a fresh farm eggs to help with teething?'

Apparently chicken eggs help teething? from ShitMomGroupsSay

10. 'Can I stop my daughter's feet from growing?'

This mum thinks buying her daughter shoes that fit will make her feet grow bigger. from ShitMomGroupsSay

11. 'What's the best way to smoke around my baby?'

1 yo with smokers cough, mom has no idea why. from ShitMomGroupsSay

12. 'Can I give birth on a boat at Disney World?'

13. 'Is it a sin to be induced?'

14. 'Has anyone gone tanning while pregnant?'

Gotta keep up the MILF facade somehow. from ShitMomGroupsSay

15. 'How much alochol is safe to drink while pregnant?'

this left me speechless from ShitMomGroupsSay

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