17 of the funniest tweets from people who aren't afraid to be honest this summer.

Jul 5, 2023 | 9:45 A.M. ET

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Summer is the season to sweat immediately after taking a refreshing shower, have constant vacation FOMO while scrolling social media, ignore the educational book you brought to the beach, and constantly worry about the sun's power to cause premature wrinkles...

So, if you could certainly use a laugh to distract you from the fact that you're at work while everyone you know is seemingly sailing on a luxury yacht in Greece, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who aren't afraid to be honest. Toxic positivity is dead, it's time for self-aware complaints and hilarious observations. Enjoy!

1.

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) June 27, 2023

2.

If you heard me getting out of a car, you’d think I was close to death.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 22, 2023

3.

I just started watching "Succession" and my favorite part so far is that I have no idea what anyone is talking about. For example, what is a stock
— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) July 1, 2023

4.

when i say i hate capitalism i don’t mean the stuff i love the stuff i just don’t like the paying for it part
— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) July 3, 2023

5.

“can I be honest?“ absolutely not ever do not say a word please
— Alex Dragicevich (@alexdrag_) July 3, 2023

6.

okay I DID my laundry but what’s next? putting it away? fuck everything
— emz! (@blahblahemily) June 27, 2023

7.

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
— erika mack (@yeeeerika) June 27, 2023

8.

a woman after accurately assessing the situation: do i sound crazy
— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) June 29, 2023

9.

diet coke may cause cancer? you mean the mysteriously sweet yet calorie-free, tar-black beverage with flavors not based in nature isn't...organic
— erin chack (@ErinChack) June 29, 2023

10.

only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?
— trash jones (@jzux) June 27, 2023

11.

ok so oppenheimer tweets are NOT about the twins on selling sunset ?????
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) June 29, 2023

12.

WICKED WITCH: I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!!

ME IF I WERE DOROTHY: wait so you think I’m pretty 👀
— haleyjane rose (@haleyisfamous) June 24, 2023

13.

Just witnessed a home depot walk of shame (guy taking his purchase back in because it wouldn't fit in his car)
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 29, 2023

14.

Global pandemic, a Russian Revolution, and Titanic deaths? The 1910s are BACK.
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) June 24, 2023

15.

Honestly insane that you can be a kid but then grow up and live alone and have no one to be like “I threw up” to
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) June 25, 2023

16.

being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph
— chase (@_chase_____) June 25, 2023

17.

Sometimes I’ll read a fact on the internet and be like, “yeah, I’m gonna correct somebody with this some day”
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) July 4, 2023

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