Online Dating

<p>Online dating is a mixed bag &mdash; you may meet someone with a great personality and an understanding of how to talk to strangers, or you may meet the other 99 percent. Here are direct messages from just the last week, posted on Reddit&#39;s harrowing <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/" target="_blank">r/Tinder</a> community. And guess what? You don&#39;t have to send a crude nude to blow it on a dating app. Let us count the ways:</p><p><strong>1.) The conversationalist.</strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/110cwg4/hi/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Hi</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>2.) The overshare.</strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/112suvo/my_first_match_back_on_tinder/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">My first match back on Tinder.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>3.) The advice.</strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/1100zld/some_peoples_kids/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">some people's kids</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>4.) The preference.</strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/111xrrm/were_both_in_london_and_not_the_ontario_one/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">We're both in London... and not the Ontario one</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>5.) The attempt. </strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/1102jc5/was_i_a_dick_for_asking_this_question_fantasys_is/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Was I a dick for asking this question? Fantasy’s is a strip club in case you didn’t know</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>6.) The joke (we like it). </strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/112tfbi/she_unmatched_a_day_later_what_did_i_do_wrong/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">She unmatched a day later what did I do wrong?</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>7.) The unclassifiable. </strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/111s6j2/her_profile_mentioned_she_can_solve_rubix_cube/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Her profile mentioned she can solve rubix cube. Note to self not to ask this question again</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>8.) The worse than a dick pic. </strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/113oge2/hit_it_off_at_first_and_then_she_unleashed_the/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Hit it off at first and then she unleashed the crazy on me</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>9.) The drunk text.</strong></p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/1104zs3/got_her_right_where_i_want_her_boys/" height="2000" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/a-pjwnNv.jpg" width="923" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/1104zs3/got_her_right_where_i_want_her_boys/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>10.) The correction</strong><b>.</b></p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/112lxeg/found_one_in_the_wild/" height="1145" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/j-zOplIr.jpg" width="1170" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/112lxeg/found_one_in_the_wild/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Simply the worst (safe-for-work) DMs of the last week. Cringe & enjoy.

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Mitchell Friedman

Online dating is a mixed bag &mdash; you may meet someone with a great personality and an understanding of how to talk to strangers, or you may meet the other 99 percent. Here are direct messages from just the last week, posted on...