17 people share the most ridiculous reaction to a breakup they've ever witnessed.

Heartbreak hurts, but while most people wallow with their friends over margaritas and epic ballads at a tears-filled karaoke session, sometimes we need to go full Carrie Underwood-destroy-a-car crazy...

So, when a Reddit user asked, 'What was your most horrible/ridiculous post-breakup reaction?' people were ready to share their hilarious horror stories of scorned souls.

1.

Back in high school I asked the then current GF to meet me at the park for a talk, this was before we could drive.

After informing her it wasn't working out she proceeded to lie down in the middle of the street, not a quiet one either, and told me she wasn't getting up until I took her back. It was at that point that I congratulated myself on my decision and walked away. - dougiefrresh

2.

Not mine but my friends, well he lived about 40 mins away from this crazy crazy horrible woman but it was near where he went to school. Well one night after four years he decided it was it he was gonna break it off.

He goes over after class at like 8 or so and says his business tells her why and everything and shes all sadcryingface and dont leave. Well it takes him 2 hours to get her calm enough to let him leave.

So hes driving down the interstate at like 10-10:30 and these lights come flying up next to him, its her and shes hanging out the window and screaming and all the sudden her car swerves and she goes across the median and flips her car three times.

This is the point where he calls me losing it thinking its his fault she died or whatever. Anyway she just ended up with a broken thumb and a new therapist. - devilinblue22

3.

Her mom called me and asked if it was an april fools joke. - sldorange91

4.

My gf (at the time) had this habit of starting drama between another guy and myself so that she could get attention from both of us. She'd talk about how horrible I was to the other guy, and then she'd talk about how sorry she felt for the new guy. This happened a good couple of times, and then randomly she decides that she needs to move to Salt Lake City to be with her friends.

She does, and says she wants to have a long distance relationship; I agree. She then calls me up a week later saying that long distance relationships are too hard, and that we should take a break. I find out that she's with another guy, and trying to pull the same sh*t over again.

She comes to visit me at work, and bring me a jalapeno burger from Carl's Jr. Good stuff. She keeps looking at her phone, and going: Ugh. This new guy I'm seeing thinks that I'm going to cheat on him with you.

He's so jealous. I just gulp down a big bite of burger, and go: Well tell him you don't have to worry about that, because I'm never going to be with you ever again. Thanks for the food. and I walked back inside, leaving her crying her eyes out. One of those cool guys don't look at explosions kinda thing. - [deleted]

5.

My senior year of high school, I dated a guy who had been a good friend since freshman year. We had a lukewarm relationship, but it was pleasant. Then, on our two-month anniversary (at the time, it seemed like quite the commitment) he dumped me over coffee, saying that he sometimes forgot I was his girlfriend.

At that point, I dramatically sauntered out of Starbucks with him trailing behind muttering apologies. I jumped into my car, and right before I slammed the door shut I yelled 'No one forgets me!' as it started to rain. The whole boring relationship was worth it just so that I could experience such a cinematic moment. - bowtiebear

6.

I had a girlfriend back when I was 18 that had the crazy eyes. I just ignored it but then she started talking about having a kid together which to that i said 'No.' Well one day i walk into my room and I catch her poking holes in our condom stash with a tiny needle so we get in a huge fight and break up. - SilentBill

7.

A few years back my boyfriend and I got into a pretty big fight at a local park. Since this was before I got my crazy into check (I was actually on the way to meet with the shrink), I ran my car into a tree. Really. I wish I was joking. - lillylover9

8.

I went to one of the Star Wars prequel premiers with my new boyfriend. I lived in a small town so everybody I knew was at the premier, including my ex (had broken up 6+ months before).

The next morning when walking down my driveway I found a box with every note and picture I had ever given to the ex, burned, with an illegible note, and my sweatshirt, peed on. - workinappropriate

9.

My first really serious boyfriend--he told my best friend he was planning on breaking up with me (and then was shocked when she told me beforehand?) and then asked me to meet him at the coffee shop we first met outside of at 10 pm. It was a small town, the street was deserted.

So we get there and I say, 'You can't break up with me. I'm breaking up with you first' and he's like 'okay' and THAT pissed me off so I took off my shoes (he told me later, when we were no longer idiots in high school, that he though I was preparing to slap him across the face with my sandal) and then took off running, barefoot, down the empty main street of my town. So I expect I would be his 'five kinds of batsh*t insane' story. - suddenly_toast

10.

I once dated a guy who absolutely loved to cry. Basically his only hobbies were drugs and crying. Which is really embarrassing when you're just trying to get groceries and your boyfriend won't stop loudly crying because you don't listen to his stories about cereal intently enough. Anyways, I finally had enough and broke up with him one night.

He refused to leave my couch. I eventually had to hide in my room while listening to him sob for hours and periodically yell 'I LOVE YOU!' Then, when he finally left my couch, he sat in my driveway and cried for hours.

He still constantly sending me texts asking if we can be friends and letting me know that he cries for me every night. Keep in mind, this was not a very serious relationship. - IguanaPack

11.

I broke up with a girl who was living with me. She threw all of her clothes out the window, which proceeded to land on either the lawn or the roof. She threw her 3 ft double perc bong out the window, which landed in the street and shattered (I had gotten it for her.) She was crying and screaming and being violent. My roomates were just standing there in shock.

Eventually she walks out of the house, only to come back later with two guys (who knows what she told them) who were pissed off at me and wanted to fight me. Luckily they were scared off, her mom was called and came and picked her up.

Funny coincidence, she had a fish that was named after me too, but luckily it was inside the house and didn't get hurt. I got to keep it. - Kvothe24

12.

I have a nervous laugh. I'm not sure why either. Whenever I'm put into a horribly awkward, sad, depressing, or serious situation, I just laugh lightly and put on a smile.

So just imagine being in her shoes. She's trying to hold back tears and telling me she is sorry but she is breaking up with her boyfriend of two years while the boyfriend in question is smiling and laughing lightly.

She didn't like this. Her mood went from sympathetic, to unruly B*tch. She gave me the old, 'So you think this is funny!' spiel, and I told her 'No, I don't, I'm sorry.'

I feel sorry for anyone that has to tell me something serious....because I'm probably going to end up laughing for no reason. - [deleted]

13.

My ex had recently moved due to getting a new job; I was still going to college and we were trying out the long distance thing. She was visiting for a weekend, and we decided to fool around in my room.

We proceeded to [censored] and she goes to the bathroom to clean herself up. I get a phone call. It's a guy, he knows my name, he starts yelling at me, demanding to know if I've been having sex with his new girlfriend. Turns out we were dating the same girl.

I confront her (to put this in context, we are both still naked, just standing in my bedroom). She starts screaming and crying, accusing me of cheating (wtf?) so I turn away from her and tell her to gtfo of my house.

She roars like she's possessed and grabs a cell phone charger and whips me in the back with it. Before I can turn around, she jumps on my back and wraps it around my neck. I am just flabbergasted.

Since I am a 5'10', 170 lb male and she's approx 5' 100 I just picked her up and calmly tossed her out of my room. After tearing the posters off our walls in the living room, she takes the yogurt out of the refrigerator and tosses it all over the kitchen wall. - riotBlues

14.

I once was in a pretty nasty relationship. When we broke up, we'd both gotten this temp job that was scheduled way in advance. So the day comes and I gird my loins preparing for the worst - what I got was something I couldn't prepare for.

We were doing first day introductions and she shows up late. We do a quick catch up round and when it gets to me she stares at me blankly: 'what's your name?'

I hear from a mutual friend that she was in a car crash and got temporary amnesia. Then I hear from another friend that says she slipped in the rain. In fact, I heard a bunch of different stories and am forced to conclude that in fact what had happened was she pretended to have amnesia with multiple people in order to deal with our breakup. - mister_sleepy

15.

After I broke up with my high school boyfriend of 3.5 years, he seriously considered asking my parents to adopt him. We were 17. - chamomile_tea

16.

Knew she was a crazy...thought it was the good kind. She broke up with me because her mother told her to. Mind you we are adults. She said I broke her heart. Told me she could never truly love me because I told her I didn't want to have girls. Turned into a lesbian.

No wait. she likes guys. No wait she's a lesbian. No wait. Guys. Told me she had cancer. Would send me heart breaking messages about how I ruined our perfect life together. We dated for 6 months, I've had tooth brushes for longer. The end. - gifafi

17.

I dated this one guy who was extremely emotional and super attached. We only dated maybe a month and I couldn't take it anymore so I had to end it. At the time I worked in a large shopping mall and he would meet me after work in the parking lot.

Well we were sitting in his car and I told him I couldn't be with him anymore. Being the super emotional person he was he began to cry hysterically and was banging his head on the headrest in the car.

He yelled how I was such a horrible person and wanted to know how I could 'break his heart like this'. He abruptly stopped crying looked me square in the eyes while he picked up the McDonalds food he bought & rolled down the window and said 'If you don't want my love, you don't get to eat' and threw the bag out the window.

(He stared with glaring eyes the whole time) I am never at a loss for words but this time I was truly speechless - deepthroatnwhiteswan