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17 of the best and funniest ideas on how to handle being single on Valentine's Day.

17 of the best and funniest ideas on how to handle being single on Valentine's Day.

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Scrolling through the constant feed of happy couples on Valentine's Day when you're single can be an exhausting test of strength, but at least we have friends, memes, wine, and the wonderful wits of the internet to cheer us up...

So, if you could benefit from a brainstorming session with fellow singles about how to spend the most romantic day of the year, here are the best Reddit responses to 'What's the best thing you can do while single on Valentine's Day?'

1.

I like to profit the day after with all the 50% off candy/chocolates. - [deleted]

2.

Jack Daniels is my valentine to myself. - timmyeatworld

3.

This is how Valentine's day was celebrated last year for me. It was a blast!

Step 1: Invite all your single friends and non-single friends who were smart enough to go out with their significant other the day before Valentine's Day to avoid a 2 hour wait at the local Olive Garden.

Step 2: Give everyone a Nerf Gun and a handful of extra ammo.

Step 3: Split into teams of Singles vs. Non-singles and wage war! - RedEnvelopeLuck

4.

I like to find a fancy restaurant I've been meaning to try and invite an equally single female friend. Then I make a big to do and propose during the meal (she's in on it). After an awkward silence she rejects me and leaves while I stay and finish both meals reaping the sweet sweet pity karma. - closetothefire

5.

Cheap steak and a handle of Jim Beam. First time in four years I won't have one and it's actually refreshing. No sarcasm, it actually is nice not to spend $200 on dinner, flowers, and underwear. - [deleted]

6.

This will be my 10th Valentine's day single. I'm going to mark it the same way I've celebrated the last 9. I'm not going to do anything. Though it is awesome that for a few weeks after that there's cheap candy. Which is great. - [deleted]

7.

Reserve all the tables at the hottest restaurant in town and sell them to desperate people - hotpie

8.

Give people you don't know anonymous valentine's cards and treats and hide while you watch them receive it. - Nottobetriffledwith

9.

If you have a pet, hang out with your pet and appreciate the fact that he/she loves you unconditionally and always will. If you don't (or can't) have a pet, volunteer at an animal shelter. - VividLotus

10.

Work. make money. buy myself presents. - [deleted]

11.

I bake heart-shaped chocolate chip cookies, and ask everyone I see on campus if they have a valentine. If they say no, I give them a cookie. If they say yes, I eat a cookie! - Epicfailandsmile

12.

Lord of the Rings marathon. Go to sleep. - ChickenBurger

13.

Do valentines day with your best friend. I had a girlfriend dump me two days before valentines day a few years back. Me and my best friend saw 'Dear John' in theaters on valentines day and then just hung out. It was great fun - [deleted]

14.

Me and my roommate (Both of us males). Make a huge dessert of some kind. Sit down. And make fun of 'The Notebook' all night. - [deleted]

15.

Personally, I'm going to watch both Valentine's Day themed episodes of Community. Then...whatever I want. - Vannostrum

16.

Dress dapper, flowers, ect... walk into a random restaurant, walk up to the most attractive couple you see, throw the flowers on the floor, yell 'CHEATER, tear up and run out. - SMERSH762

17.

Look at all the money that's still in your wallet. - broken189

Sources: Reddit
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