21 brutal tweets roasting Leonardo DiCaprio for refusing to date anyone over 25.

Aug 31, 2022 | 10:16 A.M. ET

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Leonardo DiCaprio has a type and it's: women whose prefrontal cortexes aren't finished developing yet...

While many men in Hollywood date women who are decades younger with little to no criticism, DiCaprio's method is cutthroat and obvious as he seems to ship women off to sea and out to pasture on the 25th birthday to the hour.

This Leonardo DiCaprio graph where he continues to get older and his girlfriends never age above 25 lives rent-free in my head. pic.twitter.com/bHlhw7Evmg
— Sarah Lerner (@SarahLerner) August 31, 2022

So, when a news spread of his most recent breakup with Camila Morrone (who just so happens to be 25-years-old after four years with Leo because that's how time works), the wonderful wits of Twitter simply couldn't resist. Does Leo refuse to listen to Adele after her 2015 album '25' too? Good luck and god speed to the next woman in line...

1.

Not trying to make an obvious joke but it is incredibly incredibly strange that the man is so allergic to dating anyone older than 25 https://t.co/gsER0Qbliy
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 30, 2022

2.

leonardo dicaprio is actually dating all the under-25s he possibly can to spread the word about climate change to those who will be the most impacted
— flamin nora (@katierpacker) August 31, 2022

3.

Kate Winslet: Jack, there’s room on here for two.

Leonardo DiCaprio: (let’s go of door) Yeah, gonna take a pass on that. (sinking into the sea) Happy… 25th birthday… Rose…
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 31, 2022

4.

3 things are certain in life:
- death
- taxes
- leonardo dicaprio breaking up with his girlfriend before her pre-frontal cortex has fully developed https://t.co/5bw3uLWlQ3
— Erin Brockobić (@erinbrockobic) August 30, 2022

5.

Leonardo DiCaprio on his next date like pic.twitter.com/p30mkofEaP
— Sadie Sink's Oscar (@Jaqssssss) August 30, 2022

6.

the thought of leonardo dicaprio possibly dating someone born in the 2000s is actually terrifying https://t.co/G1YRurYzid
— anathi⁷ (@twilightjmn) August 30, 2022

7.

On every model's 25th birthday she receives a break-up letter from Leonardo DiCaprio along with a voucher to rent one (1) car from Hertz https://t.co/sEcUnCoiw7
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 31, 2022

8.

Leonardo DiCaprio every time one of his girlfriends turn 25 pic.twitter.com/YMsTf76ctP
— Rachael (@markruffaloTD) August 30, 2022

9.

maybe leonardo dicaprio feels bad for all the women who can’t rent a car until they are 25 and is actually a really good guy. did that ever occur to you.
— it's me sally darr (@sallydarr) August 31, 2022

10.

Leonardo Dicaprio when his girlfriends reach 25 years of age pic.twitter.com/4KOiUbIb5U
— Stop Inventing S'V (@DayaJolieME) August 30, 2022

11.

Leonardo DiCaprio once his girlfriend’s brain finishes development pic.twitter.com/IdpkZFE3uk
— mrs knightley (@sotrulybeloved) August 30, 2022

12.

never been kissed but it’s an investigative reporter lying about their age to see if leonardo dicaprio can tell your age from inside you
— jamie loftus 🏂 (@jamieloftusHELP) August 30, 2022

13.

there's no phenomenon on this planet more reliable than leonardo dicaprio breaking up with his girl by age 25, the stats are breathtaking https://t.co/A9czRJo56Q
— no (@zedonarrival) August 30, 2022

14.

“will you still love me when i’m no longer young and beautiful?”

leonardo dicaprio: pic.twitter.com/JdXHLMnpCm
— taylor (@lillactk) August 30, 2022

15.

white smoke has emerged from the chimney atop north hollywood high school, signaling that leonardo dicaprio has chosen a new girlfriend
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 30, 2022

16.

Women are allowed to be on their parents' health insurance plan longer than they're allowed in Leonardo DiCaprio's bed
— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) August 31, 2022

17.

Leonardo DiCaprio going through tinder profiles of 25 year olds pic.twitter.com/L4DqiCd5eK
— JustRandomThoughts (@randomstuffxzxz) August 31, 2022

18.

Leonardo Dicaprio when his girlfriends reach 25 years of age pic.twitter.com/o2JGApoIjz
— ً (@loongarden) August 31, 2022

19.

camila: i’m so excited for my birthday!

leonardo dicaprio: pic.twitter.com/0A3LXlgzrD
— taylor (@lillacreid) August 31, 2022

20.

Leo DiCaprio loves nature except what it does to women
— Sally Ann Hall (@mesallyann) July 4, 2020

21.

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) August 30, 2022

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