15 funny tweets about the holiday season.

Bronwyn Isaac

Dec 8, 2022 | 7:56 PM

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Ready or not, it's already December and the holidays are fast approaching.

No matter what or how you celebrate, the festive chaos is unavoidable.

From storefront decorations to holiday parties, everything is gearing up into full swing, and so are the holiday jokes.

If you need a laugh, or a relatable one liner, look no further.

1.

And y’all keep questioning how Santa get around so fast https://t.co/Udt2Zcehra
— B👑 (@brooke24_) November 15, 2022

2.

Commenting ‘nightmare blunt rotation’ on some family’s Christmas photos on Facebook
— pastoral imbecile (@finnegans_vape) June 14, 2022

3.

When my phone stays on 1% for 10 min that’s the Hanukkah candle burning for 8 days
— Dylan Adler (@DylanAdler6) November 15, 2021

4.

most people don't know that chris pine is actually short for christmas pinecone
— kai (@kaicomedy) September 6, 2022

5.

you really gonna treat me like that when Santa is literally on his way to town bffr
— ⛥ (@hushbunniii) November 16, 2022

6.

he's makin a list
it's kept in plain text
an elf just got phished
you know what is next
santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes
— @hotjamz@frictionless.contact (@hotjamz) December 25, 2018

7.

Christmas needs to slow tf down I only got 8 dollars
— Omar Ruiz (@Omarruizz10) November 13, 2022

8.

can’t believe the grinch stole christmas. what will he steal next? hanukkah? easter?? my debit card that has $56 on it???
— James (@CaucasianJames) November 18, 2018

9.

for 15 years we made fun of my dad for saying he wants a vacuum for christmas every year, but we finally got him a nice dyson and you know what? he’s walking around, vacuuming all every room, muttering “this is a game changer.” say what you will but the man knows what he wants
— it’s george 🇵🇸 (@magnuswlitb) December 25, 2021

10.

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for pic.twitter.com/tbE8fDe00t
— Jim Halpert (@JimHalpert__) December 24, 2019

11.

My mum just waited until the dog had walked out the room to tell me what she'd bought him for Christmas.
— Louise Haigh (@LouHaigh) December 23, 2021

12.

Hiding presents on my bed but it looks like I'm hiding a festive dead body pic.twitter.com/wgE81hH7CI
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) December 24, 2016

13.

Hallmark Christmas movie where the overworked single 30-something woman moves to a small town in Georgia to work on a runoff election. She doesn’t find love. She helps keep a US Senate seat, finds happiness in preserving Democracy. It’s called “A Campaign for Christmas”.
— Molly Korn (@mdobk) November 13, 2022

14.

I didn’t get a toxic thanksgiving text. I’ve lost my touch.
— Yana (@thenineYANAs) November 29, 2019

15.

Charles Dickens writing a nice, festive Christmas story pic.twitter.com/doD57zKxo5
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) December 24, 2019

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