16 of the funniest tweets from dads who need a vacation.

Oct 4, 2022 | 10:51 A.M. ET

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Being a good dad can be tough, because you never really get a day off. And sometimes your kids can drive you so insane that all you can really do to get through the day is laugh! Here are 16 hilarious tweets from dads that definitely need a vacation ASAP.

1.

Hi, I'm a parent. You may remember me from such greats as "Repeating Myself" and "Arguing over Shoes" and "Stepping on Cereal."
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 29, 2021

2.

Children are the future which is concerning because my kid ate an entire eraser just because it was shaped like a piece of candy. Twice.
— The Dad (@thedad) July 6, 2022

3.

Child: I can’t wait to get older.

Me [putting sunscreen on my bald spot]: There is no greater joy.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 4, 2022

4.

Lay concrete in your backyard they said.

What could go wrong they said. pic.twitter.com/oHVahznRCE
— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) April 21, 2021

5.

8: I want spicy balls!

me: you...what.

8: spicy balls. Can I have spicy balls?

me: [narrows eyes] OH. Fireball candy?

8: yea!

Me: don't call them spicy balls ever again
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 6, 2021

6.

90% of being a parent to young children is wondering if there's a leak in the house or did the kids just wash their hands
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) July 5, 2022

7.

97% of parenting is just saying "oh wow" to your kid when they do something totally not wow.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 8, 2022

8.

Me: You're on summer vacation, what do you mean you "don't have time" to fold your laundry?
My 14-year-old: pic.twitter.com/Ab8EkPEc1u
— The Dad (@thedad) July 6, 2022

9.

Love seeing what my 3-year-old deems important enough to carry around in her little toy stroller. A single shoe? Absolutely. A toy dinosaur? Yes. Bacon she saved from breakfast? Genius.
— The Dad (@thedad) July 4, 2022

10.

Why aren’t there any horror movies called “My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm”
— threetimedaddy 🇺🇦 (@threetimedaddy) April 21, 2021

11.

9 out of 10 toddlers recommend drinking bath water
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) July 2, 2022

12.

5: Daddy, I’ve seen lots of books about diarrhoea. Diarrhoea of a spider. Diarrhoea of a wimpy kid. Diarrhoea of a pug.

Me: I think you mean diary.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) June 17, 2022

13.

Flat screen TVs have robbed my kids of learning the art of hitting a television & cursing to make it work
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 22, 2022

14.

It would appear I have fucked up. pic.twitter.com/pLeGacil8y
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 7, 2021

15.

I wanted to wait till I was mentally prepared to have children, but apparently you can't have kids in your nineties?
— The Dad (@thedad) July 2, 2022

16.

ME: *exists*

KID: that’s not how mommy does it
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 25, 2021

Sources: Twitter

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